The awesome people over at HBOWatch have come up with this wonderful Game of Thrones inspired 12 Days of Christmas parody. WINTER IS COMING!
**** The Twelve Days of a Game of Thrones Christmas: A Song ****
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A throne that was very bloody.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven Gods to worship, Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight holds a-keeping, Seven Gods to worship, Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine armies marching, Eight holds a-keeping, Seven Gods to worship, Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten banners flying, Nine armies marching, Eight holds a-keeping, Seven Gods to worship, Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins’ in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven loyal liege-men, Ten banners flying, Nine armies marching, Eight holds a-keeping, Seven Gods to worship, Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin And a throne that was very bloody.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve ‘Spiders’ spying, Eleven loyal liege-men, Ten banners flying, Nine armies marching, Eight holds a-keeping, Seven Gods to worship, Six maidens waiting, Five warring kings! Four pigeon pies, Three dragon eggs, Two twins in sin, And a throne that was very bloody.
